Cebu - 27/02/2009 - Jana

My Manila - Cebu flight arrived at Cebu airport around 19:00. Following advice I was given on the forums, I didn’t take a 300php (£4) limo offered by the desk near baggage reclaim, but instead made my way up one floor to the departures area and joined the queue for a metered taxi to my hotel … was just 150php including tip.

First impressions of Eddie’s Hotel www.eddieshotel.com.ph were very positive, the staff were welcoming and booking in was hassle-free. I had booked a superior room on the ground floor via AsiaTravel (because the hotel website is a bag of crap) and got a 10% Asian Escapades discount, paying 2130php (£30) a night. I had read that Eddie’s may discourage girls staying overnight, others had said they charge a supplement – since the extra for double occupancy was only 150php (£2.50) a night, I decided to book that to avoid any possible issues. In fact I detected no issues about lady guests at all – several punters and their GFs used the dining room for both dinner and breakfast. There were quite a few locals dining too – nobody batted an eyelid.

The bar area tends to be used by people who’re dining, not a drinking spot really. Prices reasonable, 50php (about £0.80) for San Mig Light. Perfectly acceptable standard of food, certainly adequate for breakfast – allow 250php per person for that.

The hotel has wi-fi throughout, though there isn’t a PC, so you’re knackered if you’re not toting a laptop. Plenty of Internet cafes nearby though.

The room was large, with 2 queen sized beds, good sized walk-in shower (suitable for 2 or 3 people) Aircon worked well, no fridge though, cold drinking water supplied via a Thermos.

The BIG plus for Eddies is it’s got location, location, location – just a 100 yards away are a dozen girlie bars, 2 of which I really rated … though in just 5 nights I didn’t manage to work my way through them all.     

Prior to arrival I had been studying the reviews on Asian Escapades (AE) and elsewhere – and compiled a hit list of bars and places to visit. By the time I had checked in and taken a shower it was 21:30 and I was feeling the effects of my long journey Cyprus/Dubai/Manila/Cebu … some 17 hours in all. So I went for a top-rated bar called Stripes (not in the adjacent strip) as my 1st stop. I noted the name of the Aussie owner (David) and grabbed a taxi, which eventually found the bar in some remote spot (it seemed at the time).

I walked into the bar and ordered a drink – saying “is Mr. David here tonight?”  I wanted to cover up the fact that I was a cherry boy and a bit apprehensive about being detected as being one. The barmaid asked “are you a friend of Mr. David?” and I said a friend of Mr. David asked me to drop by …”.  She then jabbered away to one of the other girls and I could tell a signal shot around the small group of girls who were in the immediate vicinity – I was “a friend of Mr David” – and must be about as far away from being a cherry boy as possible. I felt I had gained some element of control, even though I was quaking in my pants really!

David was around somewhere and would “drop by soon”. When he did eventually appear I gave him some bullshit about a pal of mine from Sydney who had recommended the bar. He was pleasant enough and pretended to remember my non-existent pal.

From my vantage point at the bar I could see only about a dozen girls and 3 punters there at the time, 1 girl always dancing while others wandered around. Within a couple of minutes a young girl plonked herself beside me and started chit-chatting. I had memorised the ‘check-list’ from the AE guys, ALWAYS run through these points before bar-fining (also known as an EWR, “Early Work Release”) a girl.

1) Are you a cherry girl? (i.e. a virgin). Every bar has one or 2 virgins working there. A strange concept! These girls choose when to lose their cherry, and with whom – for a fairly hefty fee. Not something of any interest to me.

2) How long have you been working here? If only a few weeks, ask about previous bars – I didn’t want an apprentice, much preferred a girl with a couple of year’s experience.   

3) Are you on menstruation? To avoid any cop-out when you get back to your room.

4) How much is your bar fine?

4) If I bar fine you will you boom boom with me?

5) Will you give me a blow job?

6) Do you do anal? These girls are called 3-holers, so you could say “are you a 3 holer?” instead. That may seem a bit blunt, but these sweet things have heard it all before.

7) Will you be able to stay until around 9am?  Some girls will want to go home after sex, better to book time for a pre-breakfast round too! 

So, this girl seemed very young, so I asked her if she was a cherry girl – and she said “yes” … so she fell at the first hurdle. I didn’t encourage her in any way and soon another 2 girls made an approach, neither of whom I fancied. The girls weren’t overly pushy and were clearly just fishing.  They asked the usual opening questions:

“Is this your 1st time in the Philippines?” NEVER admit to that. I always said “it’s my 1st time in Cebu, but I have been in the Philippines a couple of times before.”

“how long are you staying here?”   The best answer is to say “I am here tonight and tomorrow night”. This gives you control, if you really like a girl you can book her for a 2nd night and it gives the girl some incentive to perform well. You can always extend this, but it does provide a courteous way of moving on after a couple of nights without her feeling any loss of face.

I hadn’t noticed a little stunner (I rated her a 8/10) had sat herself behind me as I was watching the dance floor. The girls dressing room must have been behind me and I didn’t notice her enter from there. Her name was Jana, was 21 and had been working the bars for about 2 years. Her English was perfect (so much better than my experiences in Thailand) – and I was quickly smitten.

We sat away from the bar and I went through the checklist, the BF was 700 to the bar and 1000 to her the next morning. That seemed even better than what I found to be more the norm, where I paid up front the whole amount and the girl got her share when she signed in the following evening. 

Having agreed the terms (proving that I was a seasoned player in the PI) we caught a taxi back to Eddies Hotel and had a thoroughly satisfactory session by way of intro. What a body … and what a fabulous attitude! She was not only a talented fuck but a really cute sand sweet girl too. To experienced PI shaggers that will be no surprise, but I found the combination just stunning. No wonder so many guys fall for these girls!

I was too knackered (and keen to play with Jana) to think much about mucky pics. Stick with me … plenty on the following pages.

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